*keeps batting at the bird, trying to get some space between him and it, growling quietly at it as he searches his pockets (though awkwardly as hell due to Jei clinging to him and his attempts to fend off the bird*

Useless stupid owls... I should feed it to Piper's puppy! *slightly louder growl, finds a few spare Wizarding coins amidst all the other assorted junk in his pockets and tosses them AT the owl, manages to get scratched a few times for his effort*