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*climbing the stairs toward Ravenclaw Tower, pausing frequently to catch his breath, looking very pale and weak after what was essentially a month of unremitting illnesses*


[[Private, hackable with difficulty]]

The Hospital Wing is stupid... Madame Pomfrey is stupid... A dragon should come and set it all on fire... Homework is stupid, why is it there when I can't possibly finish it... I hate all those potions, they don't work and they stink and Madame Pomfrey is EVIL and someone should put rabbits all over the Hospital Wing....

[[/private]]


Why are people EATING BIRDS!??


[[Assuming the Peeps do, in fact, peep.]]