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[jeitaken]

*climbing the stairs toward Ravenclaw Tower, pausing frequently to catch his breath, looking very pale and weak after what was essentially a month of unremitting illnesses*


[[Private, hackable with difficulty]]

The Hospital Wing is stupid... Madame Pomfrey is stupid... A dragon should come and set it all on fire... Homework is stupid, why is it there when I can't possibly finish it... I hate all those potions, they don't work and they stink and Madame Pomfrey is EVIL and someone should put rabbits all over the Hospital Wing....

[[/private]]


Why are people EATING BIRDS!??


[[Assuming the Peeps do, in fact, peep.]]

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[sortinghat-npc.livejournal.com]

*PEEP PEEP*

[jeitaken.livejournal.com]

Go away, birds! *limps up to the next staircase*

[sortinghat-npc.livejournal.com]

*waddling over, they want to 'play' now*

[jeitaken.livejournal.com]

*alarmed, pulls out his wand, disregarding the rules about magic in the halls*

Petrificus Totalus!


[[First instinct is self-defense... whether or not it actually works. XD]]

[sortinghat-npc.livejournal.com]

*CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP. Some were hit and petrified, but another swarm comes out from behind!*

[[BUT THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

[jeitaken.livejournal.com]

Impedimentia! Petrificus--!

*it's not working, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE, and he suddenly remembers a spell he really shouldn't know yet, but was in the advanced section of their Charms book and it looked interesting and....*

*desperately* LACARNUM INFLAMARI!!


[[Hermione's spell from the first movie; peeps, meet flamethrower. >D]]

[vivigoldnblack.livejournal.com]

Jei? I hope you're feeling a bit better ...

Aah, the birds are marshmallows ... umm ... special clinging marshmallows that chirp ...

[jeitaken.livejournal.com]

Y-yes.... *absolutely not going to tell him that yesterday's full moon landed him in the Hospital Wing again*

They shouldn't sound so much like birds. It's too much like they're alive....

[vivigoldnblack.livejournal.com]

Let me know if there's anything I can do, okay?

Ya, it's really creepy that they cheep like that ... and that the only way to get them off is to eat them ...

[jeitaken.livejournal.com]

*surrounded by charred and Petrified Peeps, with more converging on his location*

..You have to eat them?

[vivigoldnblack.livejournal.com]

aah ... apparently so ...
*has been running from peeps all day except for the horrid mess that is the potions room thread*

[jeitaken.livejournal.com]

Can't you just roast them?

[vivigoldnblack.livejournal.com]

Aah, ya know, I hadn't thought of that. *oh embarrassment*

[jeitaken.livejournal.com]

I did.

..But then they stink. *wrinkles nose rather comically*

[vivigoldnblack.livejournal.com]

Really? Yuck. Well, it's better than having to eat them ... or getting them stuck all over you ... *pained look*

[jeitaken.livejournal.com]

Yes... I just took a shower, too..... *indignant*

[80smusicforever.livejournal.com]

*snort, laugh, cough, snicker*

Because they are good?

*snickers more, nabs one of the small peeping chickie shaped marshmallows and eats it*

... And somehow, it's all the more amusing and enjoyable since these ones actually peep and all.

Marshmallows are tasty.
*flicks one at Jei*

[jeitaken.livejournal.com]

*backed into a corner of the stairwell, hears it coming but is unable to dodge*

..Hey!! *bats at the Peep, which smears all over his hand; shakes it in disgust* What did you do!? It's ON me!

*glares in Paul's general direction, and, judging by his voice, kicks at the Peeps around his feet, hoping a few of them will suffice as revenge*

[80smusicforever.livejournal.com]

*nearly doubles over laughing* Yes, it's a Marshmallow!

*snickers*

GAH! *tries to dodge the peeps, but winds up getting a few on him, nose crinkles in annoyance, but he just pries them off himself and nibbles them, snickering at the distressed peep sounds they make*

*smirks, flicks another peep at Jei and then slinks off*

[jeitaken.livejournal.com]

*is hit by the Peep, which is quickly joined by several others; squashes them one by one, highly squicked*

*he's supposed to eat these? But they're gooey -- well, except for the ones he set on fire.....*

[nogyaru.livejournal.com]

Are they harrassing you too?

[jeitaken.livejournal.com]

*thwacking at a close one with his wand, voice shriller than usual* Yes! They're everywhere!

[nogyaru.livejournal.com]

R-relax. You just have to eat them...

[jeitaken.livejournal.com]

*scowls* A lot of them are all crispy now.....

[nogyaru.livejournal.com]

... Did you set them on fire?

[jeitaken.livejournal.com]

[[by which one may deduce "oh MAN did he set them on fire"]]

[nogyaru.livejournal.com]

... *face palm*

Jei... that's dangerous. Especially when you can't see what's in the line of fire...

((ooc: Strike is a thought xDDD ))

[jeitaken.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, I was careful -- there was no one around but the peeping things and we were all the way up a staircase!

[nogyaru.livejournal.com]

... I hope so. I'll be very disappointed if you hurt someone.

[jeitaken.livejournal.com]

*with his first-year logic, is insulted at this*

*sulky* ..Wasn't going to.

[nogyaru.livejournal.com]

... I know you wouldn't mean to. Just remember not everyone is as clever as you. Because you are you have a bigger responsibility of looking out for those people. Okay?

((ooc: Lawl, mother-hen xD))

[jeitaken.livejournal.com]

*thinks about this*

Who decides who has to be responsible for other people?

[nogyaru.livejournal.com]

No one decides it... it's just something you do. You help others and they help you back.