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[jeitaken]

*climbing the stairs toward Ravenclaw Tower, pausing frequently to catch his breath, looking very pale and weak after what was essentially a month of unremitting illnesses*


[[Private, hackable with difficulty]]

The Hospital Wing is stupid... Madame Pomfrey is stupid... A dragon should come and set it all on fire... Homework is stupid, why is it there when I can't possibly finish it... I hate all those potions, they don't work and they stink and Madame Pomfrey is EVIL and someone should put rabbits all over the Hospital Wing....

[[/private]]


Why are people EATING BIRDS!??


[[Assuming the Peeps do, in fact, peep.]]

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[sortinghat-npc.livejournal.com]

*PEEP PEEP*

[jeitaken.livejournal.com]

Go away, birds! *limps up to the next staircase*

[sortinghat-npc.livejournal.com]

*waddling over, they want to 'play' now*

[jeitaken.livejournal.com]

*alarmed, pulls out his wand, disregarding the rules about magic in the halls*

Petrificus Totalus!


[[First instinct is self-defense... whether or not it actually works. XD]]

[sortinghat-npc.livejournal.com]

*CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP. Some were hit and petrified, but another swarm comes out from behind!*

[[BUT THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

[jeitaken.livejournal.com]

Impedimentia! Petrificus--!

*it's not working, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE, and he suddenly remembers a spell he really shouldn't know yet, but was in the advanced section of their Charms book and it looked interesting and....*

*desperately* LACARNUM INFLAMARI!!


[[Hermione's spell from the first movie; peeps, meet flamethrower. >D]]