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[jeitaken]

*climbing the stairs toward Ravenclaw Tower, pausing frequently to catch his breath, looking very pale and weak after what was essentially a month of unremitting illnesses*


[[Private, hackable with difficulty]]

The Hospital Wing is stupid... Madame Pomfrey is stupid... A dragon should come and set it all on fire... Homework is stupid, why is it there when I can't possibly finish it... I hate all those potions, they don't work and they stink and Madame Pomfrey is EVIL and someone should put rabbits all over the Hospital Wing....

[[/private]]


Why are people EATING BIRDS!??


[[Assuming the Peeps do, in fact, peep.]]

Comments

[vivigoldnblack.livejournal.com]

Jei? I hope you're feeling a bit better ...

Aah, the birds are marshmallows ... umm ... special clinging marshmallows that chirp ...

[jeitaken.livejournal.com]

Y-yes.... *absolutely not going to tell him that yesterday's full moon landed him in the Hospital Wing again*

They shouldn't sound so much like birds. It's too much like they're alive....

[vivigoldnblack.livejournal.com]

Let me know if there's anything I can do, okay?

Ya, it's really creepy that they cheep like that ... and that the only way to get them off is to eat them ...

[jeitaken.livejournal.com]

*surrounded by charred and Petrified Peeps, with more converging on his location*

..You have to eat them?

[vivigoldnblack.livejournal.com]

aah ... apparently so ...
*has been running from peeps all day except for the horrid mess that is the potions room thread*

[jeitaken.livejournal.com]

Can't you just roast them?

[vivigoldnblack.livejournal.com]

Aah, ya know, I hadn't thought of that. *oh embarrassment*

[jeitaken.livejournal.com]

I did.

..But then they stink. *wrinkles nose rather comically*

[vivigoldnblack.livejournal.com]

Really? Yuck. Well, it's better than having to eat them ... or getting them stuck all over you ... *pained look*

[jeitaken.livejournal.com]

Yes... I just took a shower, too..... *indignant*